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    frozenfoods:

    i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???

    thats right 7

    (Source: growlithed)

    pizzaforpresident:

    The terrifying true story of how I lost my innocence

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    rabioheab:

    a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

    phlynn:

    remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

    (Source: alcoholdrinker)

    (Source: feministbicycles)

    steven-stoned:

    the first breast i ever touched was chicken

    jewbeard:

    jewbeard:

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    TUMBLR

    HA HA GET IT

    come on guys i worked somewhat hard on this i had to google how to blur a goddam picture


    (Source: andreagrimes)

    pizzaforpresident:

    i think about this post like 8 times a day and burst out laughing in the weirdest places

    • when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol